Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That!

Back in January when I started blogging I made a conscious decision to become a more positive person. Its not that I can’t get annoyed occasionally – we all do. And, there are certain things as y’all know by now that will set me off- but by and large, I am succeeding at being a Pollyanna. I’m trying very very hard to let things that I have no control over just go. Toxicity has no place in my life. At the tender age of 50, I am finally on my way to completely realizing (with only maybe 4+ decades left to me – if I’m lucky) I have to prioritize who and what I allow to influence me. “Allow” being the key word here. I need to make the most of my time and I can’t be getting dragged down with someone else’s bad attitude. As Sweet Brown would say – “Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That!” I’m grateful I am at the point in life that I’m able to recognize this. I can prune the hedges, trim the fat, and get on with enjoying things. Took me long enough, right?

Its been an ongoing process. I’ve backslid a few times, to be sure. I’ve let people and situations get to me. Let me tell you a story: I was the type of person that used to be completely devastated if I wasn’t liked. I remember being about 3 months pregnant with my youngest, coming home from work one evening to what the Viking and I referred to as the “Kamikaze” type answering machine message from his biological mother. She was (and probably still is) an expert at leaving these bombshells on the machine when she knew we would not be home. Of course, she could then spew whatever garbage she wanted to and (lucky her!) did not have to listen to or acknowledge any of our possible responses. The ultimate in passive-aggressiveness I guess. I just call it guerilla sniper tactics and certainly less-than-fair play…. I don’t remember how much of the message I actually heard, but the gist of it was that everything that was wrong with her relationships with her family was my fault. I’m totally sure if she thought she could’ve gotten away with it, -she’d’ve blamed me for the crucifixion as well. Funny thing was, the event that set her off I really had nothing to do with; other than just saying hello to my brother in law on the phone and handing it to my husband so he could talk to him. Needless to say, since I was quite hormonally challenged at the time I got QUITE hysterical.

Dad to the Rescue – Thank Heaven! He just happened to be stopping by to see what I was making for dinner – and wrangle an invite to said feast in the process of course 😉 (Gosh Dad, I wish you were still here so you COULD come over for dinner!) Dad literally grabbed me by both arms and yelled in my face to get me to focus. I was a blubbering , hyperventilating idiot – sobbing “But why doesn’t she like me? I don’t know what I did to make her hate me…. “and so forth. “Donna Jean ” he said – Didja ever notice that the serious conversations with your parents always start out with them using all your names? “Donna Jean -you need to realize and accept that this woman is NEVER going to accept you, never even going to like you, so just move on. Its not your fault, its her problem. Not everyone you meet is going to think you are as special as you really are, and that’s OK. You do not need her in your life, she doesn’t matter. You haven’t got time to deal with that nonsense”. (OK, nonsense wasn’t the word he used, but I’m keepin it G rated) Gradually I was able to calm down. Dad then decided that I needed to rest and he proceeded to cook dinner for me.

My point, (yes I’m finally arriving at it) is that was the moment I started letting stuff go. I felt dumb for allowing someone to upset me that much. I put that gun in her hand though, didn’t I? But I also felt better – knowing that I really had done nothing wrong. It was totally her loss if she wanted to be mad, because being mad, cranky, nasty, malicious, cruel, venal, bitter etc IS a choice. My mother in law contacted us again a few years later – in late 2002 I think (it was after 9/11 anyway – which she used as the excuse for the contact- you know – that whole “life’s too short, I want to know my grandkids” stuff) Do I have to tell you how things went that time? No, I guess not. Broken promises to my children – and way too much drama when she was called on it. Done. We haven’t seen or spoken to the woman in 10 years. Her grandchildren want nothing to do with her. (None of them – there’s 8 total and 2 great grandkids) Its unfortunate she chose to be the way she is. So we wished her well, and still do – from a great distance. “Don’t bring me down – Bruce”, yanno? We don’t have the time or the energy to waste on the negative. Who wants to be around somebody who only likes you if you do what they want and see things only the way they do? Someone you have to be very very careful what you say and how you say it or they’ll flip out? Someone who won’t like you if you associate with someone they don’t like? That’s so elementary school, and so not me….

Little by little, with baby steps I’ve continued letting go. Its been a long back and forth process because I am innately a pessimist. I still remind myself to see the bright side of things and some days that’s a real effort – but more times than not I can do it! I’m actually thrilled I could write about the stuff with my monster-in-law and not get upset while doing it. Thats a huge stride forward for me!!! I’ve been successful with liking myself enough now to know I don’t need to be liked by everyone else. I also don’t have to put up with “nonsense” just so the peace is kept. I won’t keep my mouth shut just because you’ll be happier if I don’t say anything. The point is that if I stifle myself, I’m unhappy. You won’t like me when I’m unhappy, hell I don’t like me when I’m unhappy – so I strive to say what I need to – as courteously as I can, of course. If Momma E. ain’t happy – ain’t nobody happy, right? Right! Life is too short to be a sourpuss and a “gloomy gus”. I have so many things to be thankful for – a home, family, friends, a steady job, 2 wonderful children and so it goes. I haven’t got time to be negative – and that’s a good thing! (and so is the fact I don’t have to deal with the “haz-mat” mother in law anymore – just puttin that out there- yanno – in case you forgot where this started -lol) Have a great day everyone! Peace, out.

Joe Anderson – Happiness Is A Warm Gun

Words of Wisdom from my Gramma Emma June 19, 1887- May 11, 1974


10 thoughts on “Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That!

  1. Pingback: Tales from The Northland: Double Trouble « My Magnificent Mess

  2. I know you are not the only one out there with these issues. I do have a suggestion. There is a book called Mean Mothers. Although I know this isn’t your mother, it’s actually quite helpful because it’s great insight into women in general (I’ll just let you guess why I’ve read it 🙂 ). Although I’d already started on the right track, it was great validation for me. It’s and easy read, and she did a lot of research with lots of women, who chose a variety of ways for dealing with the individual. Anyway, congratulations on your journey. You have to do what’s right for you and your family. And how crazy sad is it that she chooses a life without family? I can’t imagine ever giving up family for my beliefs…Great blog.

    • And I know what you mean – I love my family no matter what, and I would never stop talking to them because I disagreed with or was mad at them. Talking things out, thats how we roll on the saner side. She is my first experience with crazy dysfunctional. I confess I completely do not understand, nor have ever understood her – although I have tried for the sake of familial harmony. We had to make the tough decision to just set her adrift….. but like I said before if I had listened to my husband – who knew her way better than I did – we could’ve saved ourselves alot of heartache and stress because she would have been out of the picture years sooner. I held on too long because I feel family is important.(and I had no idea how mentally unhealthy she ultimately proved to be)

    • I just googled the book at Amazon, it looks very good. Somehow I think I’ll wait till Fathers Day to get it though! ;). My husband ended up with a “mean” step mother and an absent biological one. He was definitely raised by the better choice of the two. She had her issues, but she always kept the lines of communication open, whether she was upset or not.

  3. Hey, you’re conscious of your direction change. Most folks can’t say the same thing, truthfully. Inertia is a bear to overcome, but bitesize lifestyle choices make it a little simpler. Good luck with that. BTW thanks for dropping by bluejayblog.

  4. I’m seeing a physician who specializes in how our environment such as toxic chemicals can impact our health. Since then my husband and I have called my mother in law toxic and just as we need to avoid those toxic chemicals, so we must avoid toxic relationships. Good for you that you and your husband have accomplished that. we are still a work in progress!

    • I’ve also learned to listen to my husband when it comes to his family. If I had paid attention when I should have, I’d’ve saved myself years of nonsense. Good luck! ❤

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